
It seems like everyone has their version of the gift exchange story. They’re all modeled after the original Gift of the Magi. I wanted to do my own nod to that, but I also wanted to make it my own.
What I came up with was the concept of a wizard office gift exchange. What would that be like? What might be notable about such a thing.
I hope you like the result, in this short piece.
Gift of the Mages
Jill N Davies
Marvin Vandusky used to love the Christmas white elephant gift exchange at Wizarding Inc. It took him years to secure his position in the company, and, having by his estimation ‘arrived,’ he was eager to show the other wizards just how great he was. But instead of being seen as wonderful, the whole thing had gone wrong.
Marvin had visions of acquiring all sorts of magical gift. Enchantments that make everyone around you merry for the day, conjurations that create unending supplies of mead from the sixth plane through a tiny portal, and illusions that make you believe you achieved your end-of-year goals. But his first year participating in the gift exchange he accidentally grabbed the only non-magical gift in the pile.
“Haven’t you ever heard of detect magic?” Lamar the incredible asked him when he’d opened his unmagical package.
Marvin knew about detect magic. He’d planned to cast the spell before grabbing a present since George, the very non-magical head of HR was participating in the gift exchange, but he’d had too much hard cider from the enchanted water cooler and he’d forgotten.
That was the beginning of the joke. He’d forgotten.
“Whoopsie, Marvin! Looks like you forgot to be a wizard!” Glenda giggled as he unwrapped the blank scrolls.
George was beaming. “These ones are great! You can load them with an auto-cast so the spell will go off the moment the scroll is unfurled,” He’d said.
Red faced as much from embarrassment as from the cider, Marvin tucked the scrolls away as Glenda’s forgetting to be a wizard joke made it’s rounds through the office.
The other wizards started calling him Magic Marvin that year. Archibald the necromancer started it, suggesting that maybe if they called him magical, he wouldn’t forget to use magic at the next gift exchange.
Hating to be the butt of their joke, and eager to make a name for himself, Marvin used those scrolls at the last gift exchange to auto-cast a spell on whoever opened his gift. The only problem was that he couldn’t remember what spell he’d used—or who’d gotten the scrolls for that matter—on account of someone hitting him with a forgetting spell…
Marvin had thought that getting a bunch of non-magical scrolls made him look like a fool, but it turned out that being at the butt-end of someone’s practical joke was much worse. Now he couldn’t walk through the office door without someone taking a jab.
“Hey Vandusky, learn any good spells lately?”
“Yo, Magic Marvin, forget something?”
He was so embarrassed to show his face around the office that he took on a quest overseas hoping that being gone for the season might get everyone’s minds off the joke. Alas, the second he returned the jokes started again.
“Magic Marvin! What have you been up to lately? Or have you already forgotten?!”
So, with the closing of the questing season, as the holiday expeditions get cancelled… as all the dragons went into hibernation and the Fae busied themselves preparing for the solstice instead of wreaking havoc on the nearby villages, Marvin prepared himself for another holiday party. This year, even the necromancers would be there, given the cold snap. The ground was too frozen for necromancing.
After being the office laughingstock for two years in a row, Marvin had a plan. It was time for someone else to be the sucker. Marvin hadn’t spent all those years climbing the ranks to adventure wizard to be a laughingstock.
Six years in quality control for enchanted weapons, and that miserable stint in cursed object verification were supposed to be his path to recognition. He didn’t get to start with imbuing everyday objects with magic like Randal the Regal. But he certainly didn’t deserve all the “can’t you just remember your spells like the rest of us” jokes okay!
Marvin wanted to be known for his dragon slaying fireball and for the way he used a really cool banishment spell to free that haunted village. He shouldn’t have been passed up for the wealthy kingdom quest just because he got hit with a forgetting spell!
He was just as capable of retrieving stolen treasures from power-hungry necromancing Overloards as everybody else. Except George, that was. George and his lousy non-magical gifts that started all this…
So, this year he’d figured out the best gift.
While the rest of the wizards were busy sending each-other magical memes making fun of him, Merlin Vandusky was overseas learning a thing or two. Like how to put an absolutely stellar magical concealment spell on an ordinary package.
He was going to use that concealment spell on a plain old pair of sneakers. If anybody tried to use detect magic they’d be fooled. They would expect a high-level enchantment—maybe animated fireworks or something like that, but instead they’d get a boring pair of comfortable shoes. Then it would be that someone’s turn to be the office joke!
It’s what they deserve, after all. Who puts a forgetting spell on an auto-cast scroll anyway?
The End
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